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Thank fucking GOD for the creator of mayonnaise because I actually love it
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What a fucking shit pot of a day this has been
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i tell you what, 20% discount sounds all well n good until you realise you can’t afford the other 80%
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@_leximathers
Hahahahaha HOW was this 5 years ago today pic.twitter.com/G8nBYi41UZ
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@_leximathers
I'm so tired of looking 8 months pregnant 24 fucking 7 girls with flat stomachs and a fast metabolism are blessed man
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@_leximathers
it's so lovely to be in a relationship where it's non toxic, all happy n drama free. Get urself a bf who is also ur best friend x happy
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@_leximathers
Why does the nail varnish on your toes last for yonks?? could be dead with my body decomposing but my toenails would still be on point
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@_leximathers
I love being around creative/inspiring, unique and eccentric personalities. Fed up of meeting the same people in different bodies.
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@_leximathers
don't talk to me unless you have an evil eye and a cross hanging from ur rear view mirror
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Weird to think we are nearly half way through the year already
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
