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Miranda 🥀
@_mirandabrynn
I’m about to take a step back from a few “friendships”
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Miranda 🥀
@_mirandabrynn
All kids have been picked up before 5. I’ll take it
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Miranda 🥀
@_mirandabrynn
Get the “bring your baby too” not the “get a babysitter” friends!
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Miranda 🥀
@_mirandabrynn
you know what blows my mind? how EASY it is to be a good person yet people still choose to be shitty
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Miranda 🥀
@_mirandabrynn
i need some new ink
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@_mirandabrynn
My baby is so perfect
Miranda 🥀
@_mirandabrynn
Me and Trev were both bald babies so I’m happy as hell my son has some hair
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Miranda 🥀
@_mirandabrynn
this makes me 10x mored excited for next year when I have my baby
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@_mirandabrynn
People a few weeks ahead of me are having their babies or are dilated already and it’s making me soooo nervous i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Miranda 🥀
@_mirandabrynn
I look everybody up on mycase I swear you’d be surprised the shit ya find out
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
