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@_parisimone
I want to start my days talking to my husband in our garden over coffee (or champagne), omg. this is my dream
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@_parisimone
This is your sign to just marry the emotionally draining man with good dick twitter.com/chisolecultureβ¦
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@_parisimone
βPeople posting their positive covid results like itβs a pregnancy testβ
-@EVERYTHINGISAZ
-@EVERYTHINGISAZ
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@_parisimone
Do I have a type or does the type have me damn
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@_parisimone
βDamn no invite?β
Man shut yo ass up #petpeeve
Man shut yo ass up #petpeeve
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@_parisimone
People be asking you for stuff at 8am on a Monday like they just expect you been up working all weekend
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@_parisimone
Thank God for growth.
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@_parisimone
Platonic male friends that gas u are greatly appreciated
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@_parisimone
i meanβ¦look at the material. pic.twitter.com/eEJWmt0Axw
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@_parisimone
Men with chocolatey complexions >>>
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@_parisimone
if my friend looking a little underwhelming, imma be like βumm let me help you.β not to be rude, just to make sβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
