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Raj Desai
@_rajdesai
More like Outside Llewyn Davis⦠pic.twitter.com/YzQwdyWdmk
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Raj Desai
@_rajdesai
Um, let me guess? From The Raj Man? nytimes.com/2022/11/12/opiβ¦
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Raj Desai
@_rajdesai
So if someone ghosts me than I can never become their boo? Man, dating in 2021 is CONFUSING!
Raj Desai
@_rajdesai
Yeah we have two parties in Congress: the lame brains and the bird brains!
Raj Desai
@_rajdesai
Iβll never be as wickedly talented as Adele Dazeem.
Raj Desai
@_rajdesai
You think the Delta variant is badβ¦just wait until the Spirit Airlines variant hits! LOL! Hey, we still gotta laugh!π€·
Raj Desai
@_rajdesai
WHERE IS JOHN ADAMS SEASON 2
Retweet of status by @MattGoldich
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Raj Desai
@_rajdesai
Hereβs how you know Iβm nuts: I had senioritis...when I was a freshman!
Raj Desai
@_rajdesai
I would recall Gavin Newsom...recall in my mind how cool his hair is!!!
Raj Desai
@_rajdesai
after he heard we landed on mars this goblin was like "i knew i should've phoned home..." (sorry to any trekkiesβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Raj Desai
@_rajdesai
When I wake up my first thought is βCoffee!β My second thought is βUm yeah, Iβm gonna need a bigger mug!β LOL! Iβm howling!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
