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Sweet T. π
@_torimag
My man needs to break up with me so I can lose all this Happy weight Iβve gained
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Sweet T. π
@_torimag
I wish i could react to posts on Twitter the way fb lets me bc you bitches are FUNNNYYYYYYYYYY.
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Sweet T. π
@_torimag
I need to get my hands on those old softball workouts Coach Carnell & Coach Villa used to murder us with! Someone hook me up
Retweet of status by @HinojosAmy
Sweet T. π
@_torimag
All these shootings have me terrified to take my kids anywhere
Retweet of status by @kimecalderon
Sweet T. π
@_torimag
Itβs soooo easy for me to talk myself out of doing something
Mama. π
@_torimag
I really want a nose ring but I feel like my nose is too ugly for it
Retweet of status by @trippyhiiippy
Mama. π
@_torimag
Watching your babyβs face light up as soon as they see you >>>>> there is nothinnnng better. Sheβs my favorite person & im hers
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Mama. π
@_torimag
9/10 my job has me ALL THE WAY FUCKED UP.
Mama. π
@_torimag
I think a lot of us could be friends if we just sat and smoked a blunt with each other.
Mama. π
@_torimag
Itβs me and you against the world baby girl pic.twitter.com/rGRDF1Et5a
Retweet of status by @MaloriJordan
Mama. π
@_torimag
Ainβt nothing like a clogged milk duct.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
