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cåsh
@_vmsc
Herman’s really called me back today to verify if I’m really using the pic I sent for krissa’s bday cake
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cåsh
@_vmsc
Love how he opens my beer and sips the bubbles for me
cåsh
@_vmsc
Sometimes your “type” might be the reason why you’re single.
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cåsh
@_vmsc
I live recorded on FB and sus was walking down the aisle matopang as fck and I caught when I said, “Smile Motherfucker”
cåsh
@_vmsc
so on my fam group chat i sent a pic of pat in the ER (he has pink eye) and this fucken kage replies with “eye adai”
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cåsh
@_vmsc
Man I was on kos phone and opened his safari and ... he will forever suck at surprises saw him viewing those electronic MK watches
cåsh
@_vmsc
That one suicide car that takes one for the team at an intersection
cash
@_vmsc
Ko: im gna relax already
: dalai so early
Ko: drunk
: dalai so early
Ko: drunk
cash
@_vmsc
Chamorros be like:
"Par we go out!"
You: "Lania par I have asthma.."
"Wett, what you mean asthma?"
You: "Asthma wife."
"Par we go out!"
You: "Lania par I have asthma.."
"Wett, what you mean asthma?"
You: "Asthma wife."
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
