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Sarima๐ธ
@aSSaweee
If you grab her phone and she fights for it.
My brother, you're single! Stop wasting your time pic.twitter.com/9TB4SoWv6R
My brother, you're single! Stop wasting your time pic.twitter.com/9TB4SoWv6R
Retweet of status by @Dominic_Ore
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Sarima๐ธ
@aSSaweee
Every time you say "my village people" remember you're someone else's "village people" so be nice
Retweet of status by @badt_BOI_
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Sarima๐ธ
@aSSaweee
Interviewer - "So, can you tell us about yourself?"
Me: "I'd rather not, I really want this job" pic.twitter.com/XgMSnlt4EK
Me: "I'd rather not, I really want this job" pic.twitter.com/XgMSnlt4EK
Retweet of status by @MistaChips
Sarima๐ธ
@aSSaweee
I need God to help me remove the spirit of โspend it finish, another will comeโ thatโs in me.
Retweet of status by @HEAD_MASTA
Sarima๐ธ
@aSSaweee
โAt my age i still dodge when thunder strikes. It's not that i'm evil but just in case of mistaken identity youโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @RealDreylo
Sarima๐ธ
@aSSaweee
Praise OUR AWESOME GOD with us.
My Guy .โฆ@neduezeksโฉ and I are 30 YEARS TODAY!
MY ENDLESS is one like no otherโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
My Guy .โฆ@neduezeksโฉ and I are 30 YEARS TODAY!
MY ENDLESS is one like no otherโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Sarima๐ธ
@aSSaweee
Ezz like this uber app can detect me trekking cos they keep sending me mails for ride discounts. I dOnT wANt
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Sarima๐ธ
@aSSaweee
epiphora
thyroid eye disease
blepharospasm
hemifacial spasm
dermatochalasis
dermatochalasis+brow ptosisโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
thyroid eye disease
blepharospasm
hemifacial spasm
dermatochalasis
dermatochalasis+brow ptosisโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @DGlaucomflecken
Sarima๐ธ
@aSSaweee
When the customer service agent is Arab pic.twitter.com/jqb6JAcqRB
Retweet of status by @itz_lekzy
Sarima๐ธ
@aSSaweee
Happy Holidays to my West Coast fam #SnoopsFavoriteHoliday #Happy420 pic.twitter.com/XwgPIMrrxt
Retweet of status by @SnoopDogg
Sarima๐ธ
@aSSaweee
@Ladey_May can he breathe without yโall complaining
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
