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Anais Watterson
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Anais Watterson
@a_sarps
When we get to heaven, we will finish knowing what Excel can do.
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Anais Watterson
@a_sarps
Stop waiting for your turn, them don scatter the line for front, find your way
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Anais Watterson
@a_sarps
Someone listed ORS as their preferred pain medication
Anais Watterson
@a_sarps
Took me back to the kitchen.
: Pepper Steak+ Stir Fry Chicken Sauce+ Garlic Butter Rice pic.twitter.com/eU1SLPzXkX
: Pepper Steak+ Stir Fry Chicken Sauce+ Garlic Butter Rice pic.twitter.com/eU1SLPzXkX
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Anais Watterson
@a_sarps
Me fake sleeping in the car as a kid just so I can get carried inside pic.twitter.com/lMDhTFgNyS
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Jaiye π€
@a_sarps
Twitter now helps a poster beg tweeps to have mercy when they notice the person is getting dragged/ratioed pic.twitter.com/FVNqQ6jRfo
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Jaiye π€
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It takes a special level of shamelessness to go and openly audition with people you know nothing about but have been insulting online .
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Jaiye π€
@a_sarps
@mommysama @SauceyTacos Someone needs to set these up like the Meryl meme pic.twitter.com/3dpq7NvJSx
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Malachi π
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Definitely should have been one of Herculeβs muses pic.twitter.com/JBNXGU6u5h
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Malachi π
@a_sarps
SUNDAY MONDAY pic.twitter.com/nZnOuCzuel
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
