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I love those long hugs where you forget whatever else is happening around you for a minute… they really are the best
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Fuck it.
Following back everyone that barks at me
Following back everyone that barks at me
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I do this really cute thing where I respect other peoples boundaries and don’t take them personally.
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Whenever I see this emoji I want to boop it on my screen in a show of solidarity.
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Cartoons have taught me that any problem can be solved by simply dropping an anvil with the word Acme on it.
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Men: So if a hot guy hits on a girl it’s ok but if an ugly guy does it it’s not.
Women: Well, yeah
Women: Well, yeah
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Apparently ‘Chugs’ is a term of endearment
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There’s three guys in the liquor store right now talking baseball and I’m getting a little
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I think we spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, kissing and exploring each other
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
