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@aaronparker73
Only in Australia would you hear 'butch fucking pussy licker' said to your boss at a staff meeting
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24 Oct 17
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@aaronparker73
Ahhh the good old days pic.twitter.com/OxeBZcqOQK
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16 Oct 17
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@aaronparker73
If just everyone was as honest as this pic.twitter.com/UydYPo4yDp
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10 Oct 17
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@aaronparker73
*pick my boobs out of a lineup so I know itβs real
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04 Oct 17
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@aaronparker73
I don't understand why these cats have been censored pic.twitter.com/UV93CRjsUe
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01 Oct 17
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@aaronparker73
When you're tired, boobs.
When you're frisky, boobs.
When you're horny, boobs.
The cure is boobs
When you're frisky, boobs.
When you're horny, boobs.
The cure is boobs
Retweet of status by @tanbotha24
29 Sep 17
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When you're frisky, boobs.
When you're horny, boobs.
The cure is boobsπ
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@aaronparker73
When a hot woman walks by pic.twitter.com/cUkvDlaC0c
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24 Sep 17
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@aaronparker73
Not easy going green! pic.twitter.com/5nPjf2j81F
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20 Sep 17
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@aaronparker73
Math jokes should be a sin pic.twitter.com/GUaYI2bB5t
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19 Sep 17
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@aaronparker73
*Women post a bunch of hot selfies*
Me: β¦
*Woman posts a pic of a piece of cake*
Me: OMG
Me: β¦
*Woman posts a pic of a piece of cake*
Me: OMG
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15 Sep 17
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Me: β¦
*Woman posts a pic of a piece of cake*
Me: OMG π₯π₯π₯
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@aaronparker73
New folder (57)
Β --> Random Stuff
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β --> Random Pics
"Honey, you can stop yelling at me. I found our wedding pictures."
Β --> Random Stuff
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β --> Random Pics
"Honey, you can stop yelling at me. I found our wedding pictures."
Retweet of status by @ODeadInside
15 Sep 17
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Β --> πRandom Stuff
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β --> πRandom Pics
"Honey, you can stop yelling at me. I found our wedding pictures."
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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