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@ab_carruthers
Realising as of today I can wear Christmas jumpers to work has made Monday 1000x better
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@ab_carruthers
People try too hard on Instagram. Could you really be arsed trying to portray that fake lifestyle day in day out?
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@ab_carruthers
Come on girls haha @LittleMix any chance I can get my lil niece to come meet you tonight free emmerdale tour in it for ya Worth a try xx
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@ab_carruthers
Well, thatβs one way to beat the Monday morning traffic #F1 pic.twitter.com/WAlVQ8BfrB
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@ab_carruthers
Plane was that disgusting had to sanitise my own seatbelt as it had sick on it! @ThomasCookCares pic.twitter.com/zeNWyavsib
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@ab_carruthers
Farts are so bad this morning they smell like @ab_carruthers mild en's!
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@ab_carruthers
so me & @Hadam66 have managed to book an adventure to Thailand without using a travel agents. #idiotsabroad #gizagaronyatuktuk
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@ab_carruthers
i used to have such long natural lashes, why did i go get lash extensions on, i have no natural lashes left
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@ab_carruthers
Not one for casting votes on twitter but if it means losing prawn cocktail crisps I can't take that risk
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@ab_carruthers
After months of planning today we finally go on holiday! Glasgow tonight then VEGAS tomorrow!!
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@ab_carruthers
wouldn't be a drive to Newcastle if i didn't call at least one fellow driver a wanker
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
