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It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
Sorry I yelled HISTORY IS WATCHING when you ordered a Crunchwrap. But it is.
01 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sorry I yelled HISTORY IS WATCHING when you ordered a Crunchwrap.โข But it is.
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It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
CONGRATULATIONS!
for what?
YOUR TWEET'S BEEN RT-ED & ED SO MUCH U WIN TWITTER!
cool what do I win?
MORE TWITTER LIKE WAAAY MORE TWITTER
for what?
YOUR TWEET'S BEEN RT-ED & ED SO MUCH U WIN TWITTER!
cool what do I win?
MORE TWITTER LIKE WAAAY MORE TWITTER
Retweet of status by @abbycohenwl
28 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote CONGRATULATIONS!
for what?
YOUR TWEET'S BEEN RT-ED & โค๏ธED SO MUCH U WIN TWITTER!
cool what do I win?
MORE TWITTER LIKE WAAAY MORE TWITTER
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It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
Officer: I'm not sure your hood ornament is in code
Me: Really? I used Liquid Nails
*glued down falcon violently thrashes about*
Me: Really? I used Liquid Nails
*glued down falcon violently thrashes about*
Retweet of status by @girl_a_whirl
15 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Officer: I'm not sure your hood ornament is in code
Me: Really? I used Liquid Nailsยฎ
*glued down falcon violently thrashes about*
It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
.@seanspicer I saw Dippin Dots at the Santa Monica Pier and they were talkin shit about you
07 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote .@seanspicer I saw Dippin Dotsโข at the Santa Monica Pier and they were talkin shit about you
It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
*showering when spider rolls down*
Me: Ugh, outta here perv!
Spider: Hey you lose some weight?
M: *bashful smile* Maybe a cpl lbs.
S: Ayy!
Me: Ugh, outta here perv!
Spider: Hey you lose some weight?
M: *bashful smile* Maybe a cpl lbs.
S: Ayy!
Retweet of status by @ohthatbadger
27 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *showering when spider rolls down*
Me: Ugh, outta here perv!
Spider: Hey you lose some weight?
M: *bashful smile* Maybe a cpl lbs.
S: Ayy! ๐
It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
The Democratic Party: We Hate to Win! pic.twitter.com/woRWvHoL08
Retweet of status by @Randazzoj
25 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The Democratic Party: We Hate to Win!โข https://t.co/woRWvHoL08
It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
Cancer: Parasites will eat the part of your brain responsible for interpreting meaning from symbols so nvsgysn lysb7vs \<`ยฟยคhg8
Retweet of status by @Sorrowscopes
23 Feb 17
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It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
@FavstarOfTheDay @Vodkantots Yay! Thank you, my friend! So happy I'll enjoy such good company when I inevitably go to hell
15 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @FavstarOfTheDay @Vodkantots Yay! Thank you, my friend! So happy I'll enjoy such good company when I inevitably go to hell ๐
It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
Happy Valentine's!
Trump knew about Flynn!
Trump knew about Flynn!
Retweet of status by @MaraWilson
14 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ๐๐Happy Valentine's!๐๐
๐น๐ซTrump knew about Flynn!๐๐
It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
@Elizasoul80 It's just what I wanted. Thank you!
14 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Elizasoul80 It's just what I wanted. Thank you! ๐๐๐
It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
Transcend hatred & bitterness that will rot your soul. Lead by love & help those who are hurting. Look for opportunities to help & give.
Retweet of status by @CulturedRuffian
30 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Transcend hatred & bitterness that will rot your soul. Lead by love & help those who are hurting. Look for opportunities to help & give.โค๏ธ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐