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Abigail
@abigailabagel
Was supposed to take my parents to the Warriors - Lakers game tonight but the Filipino came out of them and told me itβs too expensive
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Abigail
@abigailabagel
@ilivedb1tch Itβs giving trypophobia
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Abigail
@abigailabagel
Brian David Sweeneyβs voicemail to his wife on 9/11 gets me every time. βIβll see you when you get there.β
Abigail Apolonio
@abigailabagel
"ITS NOT THAT YOURE BUSY, YOURE JUST IGNORANT." Mom hitting me with the facts after hitting her with the excuses.
Abigail Apolonio
@abigailabagel
@aimeeverayo We took in another dog!! He's a beagle
Abigail Apolonio
@abigailabagel
I don't vent on social media but I was close to venting Ima just drink this cup of red wine and continue my studies
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Abigail Apolonio
@abigailabagel
The drop at 5:23 in "Pyramid" by frank is still as powerful as the first time I heard it.
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Abigail Apolonio
@abigailabagel
This doctor at work just done told this patient diagnosed with depression to just eat a happy meal and he'll be fine. Too soon, my dude
Abigail Apolonio
@abigailabagel
Word on da street chick fil a dropping some BBQ chicken and mac n cheese sometime soon....
Abigail Apolonio
@abigailabagel
Ok too cute. Back when I was leaving for a summer camp in hs, my 9 year old sister slid this under my pillow pic.twitter.com/S47bypLQeU
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Abigail Apolonio
@abigailabagel
When the nail salon does a shitty job but u don't wanna say anythin cause they're gonna talk shit & do an even worse job @abigailabagel
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
