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﮼٭أحمد٭مِرْزا٭
@ahmad_m1rza
this is so overdone but this buddi at work fr said to me “not even water”
23 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote this is so overdone but this buddi at work fr said to me “not even water” 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵💫😵
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﮼٭أحمد٭مِرْزا٭
@ahmad_m1rza
13 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I soft launched not talking in a white accent at work and a coworker was so flustered when I said ‘what you saying’ to them instead of hi 😐
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﮼٭أحمد٭مِرْزا٭
@ahmad_m1rza
And here is the hero of the day! A toddler who was rescued 128 hours after the earthquake. Satisfied after a was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @Doranimated
12 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🇹🇷 And here is the hero of the day! A toddler who was rescued 128 hours after the earthquake. Satisfied after a was… https://t.co/cszMCuPLtX
﮼٭أحمد٭مِرْزا٭
@ahmad_m1rza
specsavers social media team are underrated pic.twitter.com/0uXrE1xITj
16 Jan 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote specsavers social media team are underrated😂😂 https://t.co/0uXrE1xITj
﮼٭أحمد٭مِرْزا٭
@ahmad_m1rza
Statement: It is a sad day when the government votes against a resolution calling on the @CIJ_ICJ to adjudicat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @PalMissionUK
31 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Statement: It is a sad day when the 🇬🇧 government votes against a 🇺🇳resolution calling on the @CIJ_ICJ to adjudicat… https://t.co/2EKEGjIv1C
﮼٭أحمد٭مِرْزا٭
@ahmad_m1rza
this is just sad all them duas
14 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote this is just sad all them duas 😭
﮼٭أحمد٭مِرْزا٭
@ahmad_m1rza
okay I love Morocco but “Islam won” it’s a football match we haven’t freed Palestine relax yourself
10 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote okay I love Morocco but “Islam won” it’s a football match we haven’t freed Palestine relax yourself😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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﮼٭أحمد٭مِرْزا٭
@ahmad_m1rza
truck drivers giving me near death experiences
03 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote truck drivers 🤝🏼 giving me near death experiences
﮼٭أحمد٭مِرْزا٭
@ahmad_m1rza
Guys I’m gonna die I’m playing warzone and I died and I said the dirtiest Punjabi swear word ever and my dad open… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
06 Oct 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guys I’m gonna die 😭 I’m playing warzone and I died and I said the dirtiest Punjabi swear word ever and my dad open… https://t.co/7Ti7sY9dpm
﮼٭أحمد٭مِرْزا٭
@ahmad_m1rza
when they claim to be from manchester but they’re actually from rochdale or oldham
Retweet of status by @yusufscontent
29 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when they claim to be from manchester but they’re actually from rochdale or oldham 🚩🚩
﮼٭أحمد٭مِرْزا٭
@ahmad_m1rza
7 month old nephew has already sneezed directly in my face and violently pulled my beard during the 10 mins he’s been here 🫶
18 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 7 month old nephew has already sneezed directly in my face and violently pulled my beard during the 10 mins he’s been here 🫶🏼
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊