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Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
#AtMyFamilyGathering we have security doing DNA checks at the door
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#IKnowWhatYouHeardBut those bodies were lying around under my garden. Is it a crime to dig up bodies and pose them at a poker table?
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Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
Iβm due a great tweet any day now #TheUpsideOfFollowingMe
Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
#OnTheFirstDayOfSchool I didnβt let go of my mummyβs hand. 30 years later and I still havenβt, just in case she tries to make me go back
Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
Can I get a free sample of you?
I brought my own βtoothpickβ #MakeGroceryShoppingSexy
I brought my own βtoothpickβ #MakeGroceryShoppingSexy
Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
Boris criticising another London Mayor's record . His best bits:
- Doubling rough sleeping.
- A 2/3 increase in bβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
- Doubling rough sleeping.
- A 2/3 increase in bβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @DavidLammy
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I got 99 problems but a flake ain't one #MyIceCreamVanSong
Retweet of status by @BeeGeeMeIs
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#LaughterHelpsMe attract the ladies
They get within pointing distance, have a good chuckle, then away they go pic.twitter.com/9sxdwZCaM3
They get within pointing distance, have a good chuckle, then away they go pic.twitter.com/9sxdwZCaM3
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Did a loop-the-loop on my first day at British Airways
#ReasonsIGotGrounded
#ReasonsIGotGrounded
Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
Unseasoned human flesh
#ThingsIdNeverTry
#ThingsIdNeverTry
Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
I donβt care how lonely you are, I am not a sex toy!
#OddMessageInABottle
#OddMessageInABottle
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
