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@alakitan
Do you know that Hennessy remove stress, pain, bra and panties??
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TOBILOBA
@alakitan
In my 20+ years of Christianity and church attendance I've never seen a drummer boy/keyboardist pay for offering
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TOBILOBA
@alakitan
Who else played hide and sick growing up??
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TOBILOBA
@alakitan
Continue doing "fat is Bae" Don't go and lose weight until they use bangles to propose to you.
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TOBILOBA
@alakitan
Which other sport requires a great team work than Volleyball?
TOBILOBA
@alakitan
Dating a girl with a big head is not a problem, the problem comes when she wants to sleep on your chest with that "tombstone"
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@alakitan
Nothing is really lost until your mum can't find it
TOBILOBA
@alakitan
When your groupmates told you to bring your laptop and they have no idea how it feels to carry it every day twitter.com/alakitan/statu…
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
