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alan ridgley
@alan_ridgley
Congratulations to Emre who got his req today with Mr Patel pic.twitter.com/DtnxcIfn7o
27 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Congratulations to Emre who got his req today with Mr Patel π₯³ https://t.co/DtnxcIfn7o
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alan ridgley
@alan_ridgley
04 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Watching Xmas Top of the Pops from 1984.
You know, that era of decent music & when people could still play instruments ππ€£π€£
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alan ridgley
@alan_ridgley
Dear Poland any chance we could borrow 1 or 2 of your Border Force officers? Thanks in advance xx
Retweet of status by @WinnieChuffkiss
10 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear Poland π΅π± any chance we π¬π§ could borrow 1 or 2 of your Border Force officers? Thanks in advance xx
alan ridgley
@alan_ridgley
Yesterday at KX :
Uber will take me to Ruislip for Β£13. How much you gonna charge me?
Β£4,232.55
Prick.
#TrueStory
Uber will take me to Ruislip for Β£13. How much you gonna charge me?
Β£4,232.55
Prick.
#TrueStory
Retweet of status by @where2mate
23 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Yesterday at KX :
π©πΎUber will take me to Ruislip for Β£13. How much you gonna charge me?
π¨πΎΒ£4,232.55
π©πΎ Prick.
#TrueStory
alan ridgley
@alan_ridgley
This Mercedes failed to stop for #Raptor21 in @MPSEnfield. The unlicensed driver was caught after a foot chase & dβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
28 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This Mercedes failed to stop for #Raptor21 π¦
in @MPSEnfield. The unlicensed driver was caught after a foot chase & d⦠https://t.co/Ny4jKrtOIL
alan ridgley
@alan_ridgley
For anyone that gives a carrot
Got into town at 10 and dropped last job at 17:00
SE1-E14
SW1-SW7
SW1-SW1
EC2-Sβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Got into town at 10 and dropped last job at 17:00
SE1-E14
SW1-SW7
SW1-SW1
EC2-Sβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
12 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote For anyone that gives a carrot π₯
Got into town at 10 and dropped last job at 17:00
SE1-E14
SW1-SW7
SW1-SW1
EC2-S⦠https://t.co/Xx5msc5b1P
alan ridgley
@alan_ridgley
They had the cheek to blame the driver pic.twitter.com/sC7Adp8Zo3
Retweet of status by @Rossmac212
29 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote They had the cheek to blame the driverπ https://t.co/sC7Adp8Zo3
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alan ridgley
@alan_ridgley
Sorry best off
Retweet of status by @mikebrewer
28 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sorry best off πππ
alan ridgley
@alan_ridgley
Thinking about staying on the dole after all this is over!
Retweet of status by @IllLeaveMyMark
23 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thinking about staying on the dole after all this is over! π
alan ridgley
@alan_ridgley
NHS Nightingale London Cabbie are volunteering for driving & non driving jobs as seen on BBC News just now!
04 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote NHS Nightingale London Cabbie are volunteering for driving & non driving jobs as seen on BBC News just now!π
alan ridgley
@alan_ridgley
Proper Royals. twitter.com/chrisshipitv/sβ¦
Retweet of status by @ToxicLemon69
03 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Proper Royals. π¬π§ https://t.co/rjiBsgR7ij
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ