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Alanis Martinez
@alanismarttinez
βWe used to talkβ
First of all I only text you so my ex could get jealous and come back
First of all I only text you so my ex could get jealous and come back
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Alanis Martinez
@alanismarttinez
Tiredddddd of people walking all over me and me being like oh itβs ok
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Alanis Martinez
@alanismarttinez
me: damn daddy okay put me in my place
also me: boy you got the wrong one if u think u gon tell me what the fuck to do
also me: boy you got the wrong one if u think u gon tell me what the fuck to do
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Alanis Martinez
@alanismarttinez
I wish I didnβt look like a 13 year old chonga when I wear lipgloss
Alanis Martinez
@alanismarttinez
Favorites were cool cause you could like whatever the fuck you wanted and no one would notice but now... they have that shit on blast
Alanis Martinez
@alanismarttinez
I can't even flirt with a boy without having drama
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Alanis Martinez
@alanismarttinez
I'm so sick this is sad
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Alanis Martinez
@alanismarttinez
sext pic.twitter.com/KapyYe4Pbe
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Alanis Martinez
@alanismarttinez
*walks outside in September once*
Person: good morning
Me: Trick or treat
Person: good morning
Me: Trick or treat
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Alanis Martinez
@alanismarttinez
I need to get my eyebrows, nails and a pedicure done asap.
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Alanis Martinez
@alanismarttinez
so you don't get relationship me when I'm single twitter.com/__vickyb/statuβ¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
