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Alannah Danger
@alannahMatata
Writing poetry half asleep? Only time will reveal whether I'm as brilliant as I think I am at 4 a.m... Or a total dick with insomnia.
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Alannah Danger
@alannahMatata
I admittedly know little to nothing about women's footwear... I'm too poor to delve into all that. Payless, y'all.
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Alannah Danger
@alannahMatata
This is my dad and I being rad and watching Frozen together. instagram.com/p/jsfY_oQPsR/
Alannah Danger
@alannahMatata
The things you find in your attic... instagram.com/p/jpddMbQPrU/
Alannah Danger
@alannahMatata
Alannah Danger
@alannahMatata
Humans weren't intended to stand for 8 hours and take abuse from customers for money. My legs are in super serious pain
Alannah Danger
@alannahMatata
I shall use children's games as my drinking games because I am such a creative and responsible adult
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Alannah Danger
@alannahMatata
But she's says 'clap-a your hands, stomp-a your feet'... It just sounds like a weird impression of an Italian accent to me
Alannah Danger
@alannahMatata
Right now I feel about 60... Not ideal. Fix.
Alannah Danger
@alannahMatata
Disneybounding as Snow White for Halloween http://t.co/xI98QjXSAi
Alannah Danger
@alannahMatata
@MaineDamage ! I heard a little bit about it but I had never seen a trailer!! I have to hunt this movie down, now!!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
