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The beautiful Kikuyu MP Kimani Ichungwah now claims that his life is in danger from faceless state capture operatives
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women marry men with the hope they will change.
Invariably they are both disappointed
Women marry men with the hope they will change.
Invariably they are both disappointed
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Stealing a drum is easy but finding a place to beat it peacefully is the problem
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@albertoduol
Mbona unilipishe 10k kunifunza Forex trading and you said you can raise 100k in 10 Minutes? Kuna kitu hamsemi ama
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@albertoduol
No p00r babe will marry a broke guy, that's why housemaids in Yoruba films no dey ever gree for gatemen.
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Oscar Sudi now boards Air Force 1!!... When it's your turn, even the clock will tick without batteries. pic.twitter.com/blzflJeypr
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Re-run team blue tutaona dust... Even those who didn't vote will vote to confirm i don't want to imagine it
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Martha Karua has said that she would love to participate in the Deputy Presidential Debate. But who will she debate with?
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A ripe mango that refuses to fall for human consumption will eventually be eaten by a mere bird. Good morning
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@rukafo Did anyone kill him... pic.twitter.com/iBsYP9Rj9D
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
