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αlexis
@aleeexisM
My mom asked me how I think I'm gonna get into law school if I keep procrastinating...only the last 60 credits matter I'll get a 4.0 later
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αlexis
@aleeexisM
*girl wearing a Canada Goose jacket & Uggs makes status about dog being forced into water and how she's sooo against animal cruelty*
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αlexis
@aleeexisM
Portugal you've been breaking my heart for so many years I'm so happy
αlexis
@aleeexisM
Win it for him #ForçaPortugal
αlexis
@aleeexisM
Why do guys tell their friends they've slept with people who they have literally never spoken to???¿¿? Like ya ok in ur dreams peasant
αlexis
@aleeexisM
Friendly reminder that not every girl with big lips has lip injections....
αlexis
@aleeexisM
that it was Halsey until after she drove away
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αlexis
@aleeexisM
If she doesn't have a in her bio it's because she has a 110 on her application
αlexis
@aleeexisM
Looking through old Facebook messages is the most entertaining yet cringeworthy thing
αlexis
@aleeexisM
can someone plz make an app like Tinder but for finding friends that actually like to do fun/spontaneous things???¿¿?¿
αlexis ❁
@aleeexisM
Her reaction was priceless pic.twitter.com/3yDvxcf0TJ
Retweet of status by @WNwaribe7
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
