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@alexa_sylva
the waiter at bjs covered my tab bc it’s my birthday... pretty girl privilege
26 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote the waiter at bjs covered my tab bc it’s my birthday... pretty girl privilege 🙈
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@alexa_sylva
Squirted on my gynecologist.....
Retweet of status by @_MissCHEEKS_
22 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Squirted on my gynecologist..... 🤦🏽♀️
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@alexa_sylva
Everyone on Snapchat: “Just hit 100 day with _______”
Me and Alexa: “Lol”
You guys just aren’t on our level sorry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Me and Alexa: “Lol”
You guys just aren’t on our level sorry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @KaySirBae
23 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Everyone on Snapchat: “Just hit 100 day 🔥 with _______”
Me and Alexa: “Lol”
You guys just aren’t on our level sorry… https://t.co/EJrNp6Obi9
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@alexa_sylva
Bay Area native: the bay is the best place to live on earth
Me: gentrification is kicking families out of thei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Me: gentrification is kicking families out of thei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @hunterfwm
21 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bay Area native: the bay is the best place to live on earth 😈‼️
Me: gentrification is kicking families out of thei… https://t.co/Dr3iXNw1np
Sylva
@alexa_sylva
chill pad deluxe // Majid Jordan is still such a slap
01 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote chill pad deluxe // Majid Jordan is still such a slap 😭
Sylva
@alexa_sylva
When SOB RBE said “glock in the party I be strapped like a gay bitch” I really felt that one
Retweet of status by @davidapproves1
28 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When SOB RBE said “glock in the party I be strapped like a gay bitch” I really felt that one 😪🤔😤
Sylva
@alexa_sylva
fall flicks pic.twitter.com/syDltEbm0c
Retweet of status by @graceeymathews
15 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote fall flicks🍂 https://t.co/syDltEbm0c
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@alexa_sylva
omg i’m ur roommate twitter.com/alexa_sylva/st…
Retweet of status by @maddieloveee_
09 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote omg i’m ur roommate 🙈 https://t.co/hvNIdGS1w1
02 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I love spooky witches that's my pumpkin problem 👻🎃
Sylva
@alexa_sylva
Chance The Rapper just debuted a new song with Daniel Caesar pic.twitter.com/H8DufIgTQz
Retweet of status by @unoriginaltrend
26 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Chance The Rapper just debuted a new song with Daniel Caesar 🙏🔥 https://t.co/H8DufIgTQz
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@alexa_sylva
people you used to fw see you doing good then suddenly wanna hit you up again?? i'm not with this shits
Retweet of status by @alexa_sylva
22 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote people you used to fw see you doing good then suddenly wanna hit you up again?? 🤣🤣 i'm not with this shits
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊