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alexa
@alexaanne_
I just ordered a shot of whiskey and a glass of red wine
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alexa
@alexaanne_
when someone tells you that they deleted tinder but don't realize that you can see their distance changing each time they open the app
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alexa
@alexaanne_
It's always nice seeing a father and son enjoying a ball game pic.twitter.com/n0LMsoyLOB
Retweet of status by @Ratboysband
alexa
@alexaanne_
Why do I miss a garbage human
Retweet of status by @laurrrx91
alexa
@alexaanne_
I am the most confident I've been in 27 years and it's amazing. like, who knew???
alexa
@alexaanne_
Meet your future fish head trashcan toppers pic.twitter.com/USdNei2J4I
alexa
@alexaanne_
I feel sorry for people who don't know how to be alone
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alexa
@alexaanne_
I haven't talked to this dude in 6 fucking years and he came up in conversation a few days ago and he JUST texted me. I am concerned.
alexa
@alexaanne_
If I check up on you I must really care about you because I hardly check up on myself
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alexa
@alexaanne_
When someone ignores your text but watches your snap story
alexa
@alexaanne_
Im honestly concerned that some people are really that delusional and weird
Retweet of status by @LexieLaCava
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
