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Alexa πΊ
@alexaasalas
me: zaaamn daddy ok put me in my place
also me: boy you got the wrong one if u think u gon tell me what the fuck to do
also me: boy you got the wrong one if u think u gon tell me what the fuck to do
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Alexa πΊ
@alexaasalas
You know something's gone truly viral when my friend, @jameschau, writes from China to tell me he's planning on attending Rubi's party.
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Alexa πΊ
@alexaasalas
that wake up text that has you feeling good all day
what's that like
what's that like
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Alexa πΊ
@alexaasalas
If I don't get a cake like this on my 25th birthday I have failed pic.twitter.com/kuGDYucp4k
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Alexa πΊ
@alexaasalas
Woman got possessed after watching The Conjuring 2 pic.twitter.com/3FF1NRWd7o
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Alexa πΊ
@alexaasalas
It's December first!! Feliz Navidad!
Alexa πΊ
@alexaasalas
I am so ready to gain 5lbs in one day
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Alexa πΊ
@alexaasalas
Praying for everyone in Japan right now
#PrayForJapan #fukushima
#PrayForJapan #fukushima
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Alexa πΊ
@alexaasalas
I feel so bad for the grandma they could've made her do an easier pose pic.twitter.com/pGuRPyXLVh
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Alexa πΊ
@alexaasalas
Put it in
Take it out
Eat it
Put it back in
cuz my microwave be tripping sometimes and my food still be cold
Take it out
Eat it
Put it back in
cuz my microwave be tripping sometimes and my food still be cold
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Alexa πΊ
@alexaasalas
2. Blue balls. Rub gently on his print maybe even take it out... then turn on the TV
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
