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Alex Amatoβ’
@alexamat0
Me: "Time to start eating healthy."
Me when drinking: "Buuuut I didn't even pay for the pizza, so does it even count?"
Me when drinking: "Buuuut I didn't even pay for the pizza, so does it even count?"
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Alex Amatoβ’
@alexamat0
Plagiarism results from #MelaniaTrump's "speech" last night. FYI: Must be <10% in order to classify as original. pic.twitter.com/nQL2h3Nzp1
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Alex Amatoβ’
@alexamat0
THE PUPPY FEVER IS REAL TODAY, FRIENDS
Alex Amatoβ’
@alexamat0
WE DID IT!!!!!!!!
Retweet of status by @Huskervball
Alex Amatoβ’
@alexamat0
I love when people trip on things and then turn around and give what they tripped on a dirty look. Like "damn you stair how dare you "
Alex Amatoβ’
@alexamat0
I'm starting my 2016 bucket list:
1. Acquire a wall of Nike shoes
1. Acquire a wall of Nike shoes
Alex Amatoβ’
@alexamat0
Excited to fall asleep to my 17th floor view of Baltimore every night
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Alex Amatoβ’
@alexamat0
I'm just going to leave this here pic.twitter.com/dSsz8CdQW9
Alex Amatoβ’
@alexamat0
Don't make life too complicated. After all, we don't have much time on this Earth
Alex Amatoβ’
@alexamat0
Thx @twitter for motivating me to stick with my fitness goals today pic.twitter.com/jv60q3bsCq
Alex Amatoβ’
@alexamat0
Come home to meeeeeeeeeeee
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
