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Alex D'Arpino
@alexdarpino
My alarm clock probably makes the worst sound on the entire planet
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Alex D'Arpino
@alexdarpino
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Alex D'Arpino
@alexdarpino
RT @ayooOWEN: I don't like you .
Alex D'Arpino
@alexdarpino
@michhelleee213 ehh, we'll see. It might be too much effort to shave so I won't, so you might luck out
Alex D'Arpino
@alexdarpino
Waiting for dinner and blasting jazz in my aunts house
Alex D'Arpino
@alexdarpino
A Selena Gomez song is stuck in my head. What is life?
Alex D'Arpino
@alexdarpino
I think it's time to go to sleep now
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Alex D'Arpino
@alexdarpino
My shower water is bipolar
Alex D'Arpino
@alexdarpino
I have to sleep in my sister's princess bed tonight
Alex D'Arpino
@alexdarpino
That would have been really nice
Alex D'Arpino
@alexdarpino
Boris motherfucking diaw
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
