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alex flamenbaum
@alexflamenbaum
@Ana_Schroeder finally got rid of the ruby so she can upgrade to diamonds
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alex flamenbaum
@alexflamenbaum
When you literally couldn't be more obvious about what you want and they still don't get it
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alex flamenbaum
@alexflamenbaum
I hate when I'm aware that I'm being irrational but I can't help it
alex flamenbaum
@alexflamenbaum
All these guys posting about #NationalGirfriendDay but half of y'all aren't even faithful
Retweet of status by @AllmenHailey
alex flamenbaum
@alexflamenbaum
August first is national gf day so PSA to boys who wanna get serious w a girl it would be super cute to do it that day. You're welcome
alex flamenbaum
@alexflamenbaum
How people come in your life, fuck it up, and bounce pic.twitter.com/Mk080ThXtO
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alex flamenbaum
@alexflamenbaum
Even though Lauren is in Texas pic.twitter.com/3oSFctXau8
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alex flamenbaum
@alexflamenbaum
we don't get mad we get even
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alex flamenbaum
@alexflamenbaum
@FreddyAmazin I was gonna tag u in this but I saw you already liked it @sarahmshick
alex flamenbaum
@alexflamenbaum
Why I love twitter pic.twitter.com/17Vod206Yg
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alex flamenbaum
@alexflamenbaum
I wish I could save every dog from abuse, torture, and neglect.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
