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Alex Garrett
@alexgarrettxo
@natashac11 it's ok, he won't have time before he goes to Camden! Just give him a little slap
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Alex Garrett
@alexgarrettxo
Nvr fkd
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Alex Garrett
@alexgarrettxo
Me n Tay are going on a run (????) I feel sick already
Alex Garrett
@alexgarrettxo
Happy bday to the indiest little gal in all of Hertfordshire @lauramaycoombs
Alex Garrett
@alexgarrettxo
N once u find dis angel man he won't even ask to put it in your butt!!!! Imagine the beauty
Alex Garrett
@alexgarrettxo
Even if I don't get into uni this year I'm 100% moving out
Alex Garrett
@alexgarrettxo
Monkey man is having nightmares :( must tickle his head and kiss his ears...all better
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Alex Garrett
@alexgarrettxo
I haven't seen @KatieScarlett24 so I'm gonna be half naked when she gets to me gaff just to show her what she's been missing
Alex Garrett
@alexgarrettxo
Never woken up so many times in one night
Alex Garrett
@alexgarrettxo
Dear Santa, for Xmas I'd like my boyfriend to have a smaller penis
Alex Garrett
@alexgarrettxo
I fink I fink I must be dead
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
