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Alexisβ‘
@alexishatzz
@_Counterpunks next Friday has the best quotes "no more locked doors"
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Alexisβ‘
@alexishatzz
@_Counterpunks @A_MarytoRemeber try being a waitress and having to pee. *hopes table orders fast* table "okay before we order..."
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Alexisβ‘
@alexishatzz
@NICKIMINAJ my birthday is soon and I love you but I'm too poor to go to your concert
Alexisβ‘
@alexishatzz
Escape the fate... More escape my face because I'm so ugly
Alexisβ‘
@alexishatzz
Insecurities pic.twitter.com/FFrRZOZSQQ
Retweet of status by @AstroIogySigns
Alexisβ‘
@alexishatzz
If you're hating on #CaitlynJenner's beautiful and brave transition:
Screw you. Being who you are is scary and she is doing it stunningly.
Screw you. Being who you are is scary and she is doing it stunningly.
Alexisβ‘
@alexishatzz
Happy birthday to one of the hottest people I know @karly_taylor15
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Alexisβ‘
@alexishatzz
@_Counterpunks that poor Oreo never even had a chance
Alexisβ‘
@alexishatzz
@Amanda_Brodzik @_sadgh0st1 @laurencrowellll LOOOK AT THAT! LIKE SHES YOUNGER THEN I AM AND BEAUTIFUL pic.twitter.com/TqoFEVFsW0
Alexis β
@alexishatzz
Please pic.twitter.com/lYXmLNyMiG
Alexis β
@alexishatzz
I'm never going to get a job cause I cannot physically wake up on time
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
