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alexis
@alexisjasmine96
Alexis passed her last exam and is now an official TX licensed peace officer yโall
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alexis
@alexisjasmine96
Anyone else risk getting a speeding ticket everyday just so they can arrive a minute or two before their GPS predicted
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Alexis Perez
@alexisjasmine96
Shout out to jake and alexis for letting me come over and use their can opener bc we couldn't figure out how to use mine
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Alexis Perez
@alexisjasmine96
but nothing is worse than the time someone asked me if I came with the car they're buying. like what do you even say to that?
Alexis Perez
@alexisjasmine96
When you and @Rony_ivette are huge cowboys fans.. this is how she asks you to be her gf before Saturday's game โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
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Alexis Perez
@alexisjasmine96
I am blessed beyond belief to call @Rony_ivette my gf .. officially.
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Alexis Perez
@alexisjasmine96
I did some squats today... I was going so hard I almost sharted myself... thanks @alexisjasmine96
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Alexis Perez
@alexisjasmine96
enjoy this video of jake imitating me pic.twitter.com/z3uxZIoSkI
Alexis Perez
@alexisjasmine96
It's been a pretty great day pic.twitter.com/Lk9o8S7a2q
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Alexis Perez
@alexisjasmine96
witnessing a 42-21 win live was something I'll never forget pic.twitter.com/dM0mT55JEp
Alexis Perez
@alexisjasmine96
trying to be fit in a mexican household (I just ate 7 tortillas)
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
