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alexus milliron
@alexusmilliron
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alexus milliron
@alexusmilliron
Bob said I should join Christian Mingle.
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alexus milliron
@alexusmilliron
My grandpa says he knows he's too fat when the tanning bed won't close.
alexus milliron
@alexusmilliron
I think I've watched almost every Christmas movie on netflix.
alexus milliron
@alexusmilliron
brody won an award for being the best twerker in band i am crying!
alexus milliron
@alexusmilliron
oh my god no. do not tell me about the passion in your relationship. i'm gonna be sick.
alexus milliron
@alexusmilliron
RT @alishutts: Sassy Stacie trying to tell me to go to bed. Pshhhh.
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alexus milliron
@alexusmilliron
RT @alishutts: Olive Garden >>>
alexus milliron
@alexusmilliron
i just can't get over the fact that my dad has a 20 year old girlfriend named magnolia priest.
alexus milliron
@alexusmilliron
โ@alishutts: I just farted.โ me too
alexusmilliron
@alexusmilliron
sitting by the pool and eating some cheesesticks. not a bad day.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
