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alf
@alflaff
Taylor Sueift is officially outed as a snake She should say hi to the reptilian exhibit and goodbye to her career
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alf
@alflaff
*finishes 2 monster energy drinks*
I hate my parents... And this town. I can't wait to leave it all behind When I'm skating I'm free
I hate my parents... And this town. I can't wait to leave it all behind When I'm skating I'm free
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alf
@alflaff
ME: hey. how was your day
THE EYE THAT FLOATS UNBLINKING, SILENT & UNTETHERED FROM TIME, IN MY KITCHEN:
ME: don't know why I fuckin bother
THE EYE THAT FLOATS UNBLINKING, SILENT & UNTETHERED FROM TIME, IN MY KITCHEN:
ME: don't know why I fuckin bother
Retweet of status by @MelKassel
alf
@alflaff
my heart is longing for Friday to see the gals again
Retweet of status by @paigetoremember
alf
@alflaff
Alfie needs to come back so me her and Ellie can have gaming sessions
Retweet of status by @paigetoremember
alf
@alflaff
so excited to have a house next year and make it all cosy and cute
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alf
@alflaff
I'm gonna miss uni so much
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alf
@alflaff
wnna go to winter wonderland
alf
@alflaff
lucky to have such lovely friends here
alf
@alflaff
@jessicapolly30 get well soon
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
