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Emily🤪
@alienslurpeee
I knew my life was going downhill when I started using seltzers as chasers
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Emily🤪
@alienslurpeee
@prezzibouttabag I’m a teacher
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Emily🤪
@alienslurpeee
The relationships y’all in seem like hell, I’d be damned if a mf told me to unfollow certain ppl n we wouldn’t b together if I didn’t bye!
Emily🤪
@alienslurpeee
When his tweets get no likes >>
Emily🤪
@alienslurpeee
I’m the baddest bitch he ever touched
Emily🤪
@alienslurpeee
Hot girls still wear their masks despite the mandate being lifted
Emily🤪
@alienslurpeee
Goodmorning to all the men that r only entertaining one woman rest of y’all go back to sleep
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Emily🤪
@alienslurpeee
Not a lifeguard but ya bae watchin️ pic.twitter.com/QfWNq0qdVh
Emily🤪
@alienslurpeee
1000% the most simp shit I’ve ever purchased. Hope she likes it pic.twitter.com/SKde4pJq7e
Retweet of status by @esimpsalot
Emily🤪
@alienslurpeee
Y’all needa stop wishing for a petite Latina gf with tattoos n nice boobs, I can only b in one place at a time
Emily🤪
@alienslurpeee
The female urge to sit in the passenger seat for the rest of my life n never drive ever
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
