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ALiSoN
@alison_pryor
All the young kids keep asking me why I'm not running cross country, and they feel so bad when I tell them I graduated.
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ALiSoN
@alison_pryor
Dad looking at sorority pamphlet from U of M: "Look at all these fake bitches"
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ALiSoN
@alison_pryor
My 8 year old cousin: are you old enough to have beer? We have some, I'm sure you'd like the kind we have"
ALiSoN
@alison_pryor
It might be hot but it's a good day to be at the lake.
ALiSoN
@alison_pryor
I've never been more excited to cuddle with my puppy
ALiSoN
@alison_pryor
Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and wonder how I ever got to be so damn lucky
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ALiSoN
@alison_pryor
I love how on Facebook my name is clearly spelt out, yet people still comment at me and spell it "Allison"
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ALiSoN
@alison_pryor
My kind of date pic.twitter.com/YjHySpXUny
ALiSoN
@alison_pryor
We will be on a plane to Cali in less than 24 hours. @marnie_reese
ALiSoN
@alison_pryor
When your mom makes you broccoli>>>>>>>
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
