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Alison
@alisonkeil
Friends are not friends if they know something is happening in your life and donβt ask you how you are
Retweet of status by @lyndseeykelly
25 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Friends are not friends if they know something is happening in your life and donβt ask you how you are πππ»
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Alison
@alisonkeil
I always manage to plan my holidays to happen just as my life is falling apart Having an absolute mare at theβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
09 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I always manage to plan my holidays to happen just as my life is falling apart π€·ββοΈ Having an absolute mare at theβ¦ https://t.co/VQbPkIzgMv
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27 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fuck a dictionary.
Listen to the word
βVege-tar-ian!β
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Vegetarians cry over boys.
Alison
@alisonkeil
So buzzing for this week to be over so I can get on that boat to Amsterdam with all my faves
12 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So buzzing for this week to be over so I can get on that boat to Amsterdam with all my faves π’ππ»
Alison
@alisonkeil
You chose shoving your head between other men's thighs as a professional career. Just sayin We're all here if youβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Retweet of status by @Truman_Black
13 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You chose shoving your head between other men's thighs as a professional career. Just sayin π¬We're all here if youβ¦ https://t.co/mdfPBivXgV
Alison
@alisonkeil
Everyone watching BBC News right now like pic.twitter.com/1EzuPk1E5M
Retweet of status by @CatrinNye
29 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Everyone watching BBC News right now like π€ https://t.co/1EzuPk1E5M
Alison
@alisonkeil
Awww that's made my day twitter.com/heatworld/statβ¦
Retweet of status by @BroganRowan
24 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Awww that's made my day πππ https://t.co/n4sFCwQ3VE
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Alison
@alisonkeil
I'm done pic.twitter.com/B2lxuUES1k
01 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm done ππ https://t.co/B2lxuUES1k
Alison
@alisonkeil
If only Dom and Jess were still in the villa to look after baby MissPapLasulaMissguidedBoohooBlancTeethUnicornLashes Lever #LoveIsland
20 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If only Dom and Jess were still in the villa to look after baby MissPapLasulaMissguidedBoohooBlancTeethUnicornLashes Lever πΆπΌ #LoveIsland
Alison
@alisonkeil
#KimKardashian - $14.4M in 10 minutes?! pic.twitter.com/yZ34ITyHRU
Retweet of status by @WORLDSTAR
21 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #KimKardashian - $14.4M in 10 minutes?! π³π° https://t.co/yZ34ITyHRU
Alison
@alisonkeil
Itβs #WorldPenguinDay! Here are a few of our favourite flightless friends from the collection pic.twitter.com/ZV3Pipv6WH
Retweet of status by @britishmuseum
25 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Itβs #WorldPenguinDay! Here are a few of our favourite flightless friends from the collection π§ https://t.co/ZV3Pipv6WH
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ