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Alissa White
@alissaxxrose
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Alissa White
@alissaxxrose
Charlie doesnβt talk to girls the entire time heβs at Brockport then gets a gf after he moves out so I canβt have friends
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Alissa White
@alissaxxrose
I swear all these kids that live above me do all day is stomp on the fucking floor
Alissa White
@alissaxxrose
My entire paycheck this week went to paying off my discover card. Don't get a credit card kids
Alissa White
@alissaxxrose
When you're behind somebody in traffic who has bumper stickers that accurately portray your beliefs but they drive very poorly
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Alissa White
@alissaxxrose
I remember in middle school when I would text like 6 people at once and now I only text my mom and Jarrod
Alissa White
@alissaxxrose
I've waited my whole life for this moment pic.twitter.com/fWXQbyNfMe
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Alissa White
@alissaxxrose
Keep seeing frog pictures but I have yet to find one myself
Alissa White
@alissaxxrose
It's incredibly discouraging when professors think you don't have the ability to succeed in their class. Can't wait to prove you wrong
Alissa White
@alissaxxrose
Also her name is Mercedes and I asked him why he was dating a car but he didn't think it was funny
Alissa White
@alissaxxrose
I was obsessed with Mary Kate and Ashley makeup when I was younger and whenever I went to Walmart I always wanted my mom to buy me some
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
