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alix bowman
@alixbowman
do i have mug written on my forehead?
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alix bowman
@alixbowman
@JessWarb I didn't know things like that existed
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alix bowman
@alixbowman
@AshMelville shut your face mrs i don't wanna hear it!!!
alix bowman
@alixbowman
@joeyhoush aw yay that's nice isn't it I'm fine thank you just being a prince as per
alix bowman
@alixbowman
108 until holiday i want to go now
alix bowman
@alixbowman
stoney adopted me a panda i want to bring him home from china now and cuddle him ANIMAAAAAL
alix bowman
@alixbowman
wake up this morning, stones bedroom is like a car scrap yard and he's nowhere to be seen no
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alix bowman
@alixbowman
why do I wake up looking really skinny and then as I become more alive I become more fat unbelievable
alix bowman
@alixbowman
i don't want to leave my prince he's so snuggly
alix bowman
@alixbowman
so mad
alix bowman
@alixbowman
i was supposed to be at work two minutes ago fuck sake brylaine
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
