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@alixcowan
2020 has drained the absolute life out me, what a shit storm
11 Jun 20
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@alixcowan
People are stupid if they think what gets posted in a βgroup chatβ isnβt seen by others
28 Mar 20
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@alixcowan
First person tested positive for coronavirus at my work (crosshouse hospital). Watch this spread like wildfire
11 Mar 20
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@alixcowan
Youβre never too important to be nice to people so if you think you are, you my friend are a dick
16 Jan 20
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@alixcowan
Just bough the most amazing bed for my new place. Acctual feel like such a wee adult
06 Jun 19
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@alixcowan
Iβve got about 14p to last me till the end of the month happpppyyyyyyyy
02 Jan 19
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Alix πΉ
@alixcowan
I tell you, sitting in a two and a half hour tattoo session when your rough as a badgers is not my idea of fun lesson learnt
29 Nov 18
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@alixcowan
Being hormonal is actually horrendous you duno if you should laugh, cry or stab someone or all of the above
22 Oct 18
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@alixcowan
The cutest @Carl_Cox fans we've ever seen pic.twitter.com/2y53SgmTRM
14 Sep 18
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@alixcowan
The only single friend I had left has just facetimed me with her new man sitting drinking cocktails yous are allβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
09 Sep 18
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@alixcowan
I'm convinced i've learnt more useful knowledge from watching documentaries on Netflix than I ever did at school
08 Jul 18
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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