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alysssa
@alizerrrr
Having to get out of bed to take your contacts off
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alysssa
@alizerrrr
My job offered me $100 to watch a hole at this golf tournament, I'm broke as hell so here I am
alysssa
@alizerrrr
Can't sleep, have too much on my mind
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alysssa
@alizerrrr
First day at Kents & I see Tim Duncan
alysssa
@alizerrrr
It should be illegal for people to change their mind about picking your shift up
alysssa
@alizerrrr
don't rush me while I'm getting ready then make me wait afterwards
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alysssa
@alizerrrr
I feel so awkward when my dog sees me naked
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alysssa
@alizerrrr
I hate waiting on people oh my god
alysssa
@alizerrrr
Haven't even stepped into my car & I'm already ready for work to be over
alysssa
@alizerrrr
Already missing winter, this tx heat ain't fucking around
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
