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Allen π
@allenstenhaus
I don't get offended easily, but a serving size for Oreos is two cookies??
...what kind of shit is this?
...what kind of shit is this?
Retweet of status by @ms__pauline
07 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don't get offended easily, but a serving size for Oreos is two cookies?? π³
...what kind of shit is this?
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Allen π
@allenstenhaus
@CBMUchamp @TheFastSaga But then I'll never get "Fast Ten Your Seat Belts!"
Retweet of status by @allenstenhaus
21 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @CBMUchamp @TheFastSaga But then I'll never get "Fast Ten Your Seat Belts!" π
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Allen π
@allenstenhaus
Time to medicate, play video games, & be far too affectionate with my pocket friends.
I love you crazy people!
I love you crazy people!
18 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Time to medicate, play video games, & be far too affectionate with my pocket friends. π
I love you crazy people! π
Allen π
@allenstenhaus
Did you hear about the guy that slept in his truck for a year straight?
He was in a Tacoma....
I'm sorry
He was in a Tacoma....
I'm sorry
Retweet of status by @mariana057
27 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Did you hear about the guy that slept in his truck for a year straight?
He was in a Tacoma....
I'm sorry πππ
Allen π
@allenstenhaus
kids won this round pic.twitter.com/bP5mjVIvXi
Retweet of status by @BlerdNerdy
25 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π€£kids won this round https://t.co/bP5mjVIvXi
Allen Stenhaus
@allenstenhaus
Some heroes don't wear capes pic.twitter.com/jA5mm6fasf
Retweet of status by @TheRetroRoomRoo
22 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Some heroes don't wear capes ππ€£ https://t.co/jA5mm6fasf
Allen Stenhaus π³οΈβπ
@allenstenhaus
Fun fact: Harriet Tubman and Ronald Reagan were literally alive at the same time. As if slavery actually wasn't that long ago
Retweet of status by @LiturgicallyGay
01 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fun fact: Harriet Tubman and Ronald Reagan were literally alive at the same time. As if slavery actually wasn't that long ago π€
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folks, weβve got a real problem on the left. A PROBLEM. pic.twitter.com/5DQrcZijpc
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Allen Stenhaus π³οΈβπ
@allenstenhaus
Queen. pic.twitter.com/soeCOYQrau
Retweet of status by @The_Sarcastic_J
09 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Queen. π https://t.co/soeCOYQrau
Allen Stenhaus π³οΈβπ
@allenstenhaus
folks, weβve got a real problem on the left. A PROBLEM. pic.twitter.com/5DQrcZijpc
Retweet of status by @aniceburrito
05 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π¦π¦π¦
folks, weβve got a real problem on the left. A PROBLEM. https://t.co/5DQrcZijpc
Allen Stenhaus π³οΈβπ
@allenstenhaus
Whatβs the difference between a vagina and a cigarette?
They both taste different at the butt.
They both taste different at the butt.
Retweet of status by @Nicks2007mom
01 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Whatβs the difference between a vagina and a cigarette?
They both taste different at the butt. π
Allen Stenhaus π³οΈβπ
@allenstenhaus
@GenTheHobbit always takes the most beautiful images, looks straight from the fairytales!
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We ship our makeup stβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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We ship our makeup stβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @magic_markings
14 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @genthehobbit always takes the most beautiful images, looks straight from the fairytales! β¨
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We ship our makeup st⦠https://t.co/Zijj20QGCw
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ