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Alli Srmek
@alli_srmek
Unhealthily obsessed w @MaciBookout's BA attitude, too excited for this 2nd book pic.twitter.com/rkoWSmqfQa
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Alli Srmek
@alli_srmek
A little concerning how often I ask myself "were those fireworks or gunshots?"
Gotta luv downtown life!!!!
Gotta luv downtown life!!!!
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Alli Srmek
@alli_srmek
Me: "I'm goin out tonight, prolly won't be home"
Mom: "where u goin? What time u leaving? Is ur homework done?"
might be in HS idk
Mom: "where u goin? What time u leaving? Is ur homework done?"
might be in HS idk
Alli Srmek
@alli_srmek
Alli Srmek
@alli_srmek
Hoping my kid is at least half as cute as the one I got to shoot with yesterday pic.twitter.com/7KPHyub8et
Retweet of status by @Steve_Kells
Alli Srmek
@alli_srmek
As good as it gets when the parents ask us siblings to hop into each other's prom pics... no difference in 5yrs π€·ββ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Alli Srmek
@alli_srmek
The MOAB was moved into Afghanistan while Obama was still in office.........some of u ppl seem to have a hard time educating yourselves
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Alli Srmek
@alli_srmek
If I had a dollar for every "dirty teacher" joke I got, I wouldn't even need to be a teacher. I'd be set for life
Alli Srmek
@alli_srmek
I'm such a boy when it comes to committing to someone but why would I do that when I could be doing literally whatever the heck I want
Alli Srmek
@alli_srmek
Happy (almost) (kinda) 21st, wild child I'll dress up for u any day @lonimendelson pic.twitter.com/E6ENcfPjTH
Alli Srmek
@alli_srmek
Other girls "taking my bra off after a long day feels so good"
Me "what's a bra?"
Me "what's a bra?"
Retweet of status by @Macedawggg2
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
