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Allie Oldham
@allie_oldham
RT @TanGurlz: *lays out for 5 minutes*
"AM I TAN YET?"
"AM I TAN YET?"
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Allie Oldham
@allie_oldham
@Indined i'm going to take that as a happy birthday tho because I know deep down you've forgiven me....
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Allie Oldham
@allie_oldham
You know what I love about the girls bathroom is you can use as much toilet paper as you want and nobody can get mad at you.
Allie Oldham
@allie_oldham
β@RelatableQuote: hello 911 yes iβd like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibeβ @savannaav
this bitch killed my vibeβ @savannaav
allie_oldham
@allie_oldham
You can take me to the courthouse and I'll sign the certificate ASAP if you buy me a little house on some land and my own horse
allie_oldham
@allie_oldham
2 hours of sleep and now it's time for work...
allie_oldham
@allie_oldham
Can't wait to cheer at the game tonight!! Once a cat, always a cat! #wildcatfootball
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allie_oldham
@allie_oldham
You want me to do what?.. Yeahhhhhh... No. Sorry. I'm too busy eating this ham sandwich.
allie_oldham
@allie_oldham
Wish you were here like all the time. That'd be pretty rad
allie_oldham
@allie_oldham
Hahahaha it's not even 5 min into the 1st quarter and Oregon has already scored two touchdowns. 14-0 #goducks
allie_oldham
@allie_oldham
@Paxton_Lee hahaha you were prego
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
