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al pal
@alliepallieee
I'm always pissing someone off
Retweet of status by @brewer_dedra
14 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm always pissing someone off 🙄
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al pal
@alliepallieee
Shock them with your results! pic.twitter.com/7sI5Myakxr
Retweet of status by @mindsetdev
25 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Shock them with your results! 🤴 https://t.co/7sI5Myakxr
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al pal
@alliepallieee
Me: “man I haven’t washed my hair all weekend”
8 yr old at the pool- “eww that’s disgusting”
Okay sis you just wait
8 yr old at the pool- “eww that’s disgusting”
Okay sis you just wait
Retweet of status by @Blaze_t_22
11 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: “man I haven’t washed my hair all weekend”
8 yr old at the pool- “eww that’s disgusting”
Okay sis you just wait😅🙄
21 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I made peace with certain shit. I’m sorry u didn’t 🤷🏾♀️
al pal
@alliepallieee
Anyone else scream “you coulda had a bad bitch” when you hear truth hurts by Lizzo bc you feel that shit HARDDDDD or just me?
Retweet of status by @mirandakay16
24 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Anyone else scream “you coulda had a bad bitch” when you hear truth hurts by Lizzo bc you feel that shit HARDDDDD 🤣😂 or just me?
ali nicole
@alliepallieee
Not fertilized twitter.com/jcooper_m/stat…
Retweet of status by @reagannunes
30 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Not fertilized 😂 https://t.co/ejVzAIV67G
alexandra nicole
@alliepallieee
yo Siri, if I delete their number don’t throw me that “maybe:” business, I’m tired sis
Retweet of status by @brookemattison
18 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote yo Siri, if I delete their number don’t throw me that “maybe:” business, I’m tired sis 👋🏼
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alexandra nicole
@alliepallieee
I was always so excited to pull an
all-nighter as a kid, now I’m 22 and I get excited if I’m in bed by 8 p.m.
all-nighter as a kid, now I’m 22 and I get excited if I’m in bed by 8 p.m.
Retweet of status by @colten_rein
31 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I was always so excited to pull an
all-nighter as a kid, now I’m 22 and I get excited if I’m in bed by 8 p.m. 😂
alexandra nicole
@alliepallieee
when you’ve been mentally abused for so long that when someone starts to treat you right you go into full on panic mode..
25 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when you’ve been mentally abused for so long that when someone starts to treat you right you go into full on panic mode.. 😅
alexandra nicole
@alliepallieee
sometimes the grass looks greener on the other side because it’s fake
09 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote sometimes the grass looks greener on the other side because it’s fake 😘
Ali Raftery
@alliepallieee
If you date someone with a kid & expect us to hate each other, then bye. We are friends & we are gonna talk.
Retweet of status by @tianiaashley24
29 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you date someone with a kid & expect us to hate each other, then bye. We are friends & we are gonna talk. 🤷♀️
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊