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@allisfair
I get it, NASA. My wobble also causes flooding in some areas.
Retweet of status by @_Jizzabelle
16 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I get it, NASA. My wobble also causes flooding in some areas. π
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@allisfair
26 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Factsπ€·π½ββοΈππ½ https://t.co/vkS6c5dMkJ
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@allisfair
Mornin Fuckers pic.twitter.com/UAA2H0SlfA
Retweet of status by @VoIP_Tech_34
22 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mornin Fuckers βοΈπ https://t.co/UAA2H0SlfA
all I need is...
@allisfair
Last one of these.
I swear, I'm done after this pic.twitter.com/QbMgBlGYOU
I swear, I'm done after this pic.twitter.com/QbMgBlGYOU
Retweet of status by @JoshD0110
21 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Last one of these.
I swear, I'm done after thisπ https://t.co/QbMgBlGYOU
all I need is...
@allisfair
A wise woman once said βfuck this shitβ and drank beer for breakfast.
Retweet of status by @Mhmm_ok_sure
26 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A wise woman once said βfuck this shitβ and drank beer for breakfast.
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all I need is...
@allisfair
I can make your liver scream.
Retweet of status by @Mhmm_ok_sure
10 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I can make your liver scream. π
all I need is...
@allisfair
Some of my happiest and most amazing memories involve cocaine.
This is not a joke tweet.
This is not a joke tweet.
Retweet of status by @Lavadog93
01 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Some of my happiest and most amazing memories involve cocaine.
This is not a joke tweet.
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@allisfair
16 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That bit of grey in your beard ups your attraction level by 110%...
in case you were self conscience about it π
all I need is...
@allisfair
I can remember stupid shit I said on a date 3 years ago, BUT, canβt remember where I put my damn wallet and keys. FML.
Retweet of status by @C0unsel0rX
04 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I can remember stupid shit I said on a date 3 years ago, BUT, canβt remember where I put my damn wallet and keys. FML. π
all I need is...
@allisfair
Guy I was chatting with initially claimed this was his.. turned out to be untrue... *shocker*
Really nice tho..β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Really nice tho..β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @marchbaby64
24 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guy I was chatting with initially claimed this was his.. turned out to be untrue... *shocker*
Really nice π tho..β¦ https://t.co/nPqat0snp5
all I need is...
@allisfair
@lavadog25 THIS! Fuck, I love your account!
02 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @lavadog25 THIS! Fuck, I love your account! πππ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ