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Jess
@almaguer_jess
Crying @ the mimosa Debs, Alma and I ordered
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Jess
@almaguer_jess
Upset bc I managed to kill my succulent plant mom dreams killed
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Jess
@almaguer_jess
Iβm not a 50/50 woman sorry lol Iβm not a bitch tho so Iβll be 80/20
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Jess
@almaguer_jess
tweeting how pathetic and useless men are while laying in my mans chest getting kisses
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Jess
@almaguer_jess
i may drive fast, but at least i use my turn signals
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Jess
@almaguer_jess
Brendaβs mom calls me mija at work and that melts my heart smh can I trade Brenda for her?
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Jess
@almaguer_jess
@almaguer_jess What does Michael have to do with you getting worse?!!?
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Jess
@almaguer_jess
Class tomorrow at 9 and our flight gets delayed for an hour great
Jess
@almaguer_jess
Monster paws pic.twitter.com/fzNIDJcfK0
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Jess
@almaguer_jess
everybody think Iβm ok.. but deep down inside I need more lashes
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
