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sammieπ
@almanzasam_
I'm gonna sound bitter but why so many guys around my age (I'm 28) are with girls that are like 4-5 years younger isn't that weird
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sammieπ
@almanzasam_
No one here knowing what rumple is and me just telling everyone to take the shot. thanks @almanzasam_ for this secret weapon
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sammieπ
@almanzasam_
na i know this girl who donβt even have custody of her kid ainβt talking about being pro life LMFAOOOO
sammieπ
@almanzasam_
alright ill say itβ¦..i didnt like disney world at all and i waited 25 years to go
sammieπ
@almanzasam_
tell me why my sister said she got me lunch but itβs literally the food they used to give in ISS lmfaaoooooo
sammieπ
@almanzasam_
Happy #NationalComingOutDay. May you just keep diving farther OUT and farther INto your perfect, divine, queer, incredible self. π€π€
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sammieee
@almanzasam_
i overshared my trauma last night and if i donβt get ghosted that would be a first
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sammieee
@almanzasam_
This Lil girl so fucking evil pic.twitter.com/jmWCjEWW9x
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sammieee
@almanzasam_
i wanna punch this bitch in the jaw so bad right now
sammieee
@almanzasam_
Linda types exactly how she talks, which makes everything 10x funnier
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
