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Alex
@alxandrajones
What do you do when the weather's like this, but you're fat and have no summer clothes
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Alex
@alxandrajones
Life cn u n ur lemons pls just chill
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Alex
@alxandrajones
How people get jobs of any authority when they're absolute weapons is what I wanna know
Alex
@alxandrajones
People think they gonna stare at you for 30min straight then slip you their phone for a fb add and a 'cheeky chat' why
Alex
@alxandrajones
Friday and finally Jan pay day AND finally off to see my prize no.1 idiot in Newcastle yeeeeeaaaas
Alex
@alxandrajones
Won the share bag of choc at work and ate the entire thing on my break embarrassing
Alex
@alxandrajones
When you check your bank account and realise you've spent too much money
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Alex
@alxandrajones
Guyz New York is NEXT MONTH @rosieharford @alxandrajones
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Alex
@alxandrajones
Bad are the people who come in at close but then the ones who ask to have a browse after close no mate. Can you fuck have a browse
Alex
@alxandrajones
β@BronaghTodd: 'If I could rearrange the alphabet it would be u I JLS' @alxandrajones β errrrr tune
Alex
@alxandrajones
@BronaghTodd okay you baby
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
