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Alyssa Owens
@alyssakatelynn
constantly in a fight with myself whether I want my life to be like a hallmark movie or Wonder Woman.
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Alyssa Owens
@alyssakatelynn
Can someone tell Taylor Swift that her fans are old now and we need her to drop singles at noon instead of midnight?
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Alyssa Owens
@alyssakatelynn
PSA: itβs possible to love Thanksgiving & still celebrate Christmas early. Eat your turkey with a tree in the other room. #yesallholidays
Alyssa Owens
@alyssakatelynn
@ Santa, please send complete OTH series because I miss it
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Alyssa Owens
@alyssakatelynn
Itβs me twitter.com/respectfulmemeβ¦
Alyssa Owens
@alyssakatelynn
Grad school is fun because you can't tell when one meltdown ends and another one starts
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Alyssa Owens
@alyssakatelynn
Even though we're completely spread out since graduation, I love how deep The Core's community is. Find good humans, and hold on tight.
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Alyssa Owens
@alyssakatelynn
Now if only Jesus paid my student loans account balance pic.twitter.com/k209X9eI6s
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Alyssa Owens
@alyssakatelynn
I've seen every episode of "Friends" like 82 times but you can still catch me crying when Rachel says, "I got off the plane"
Alyssa Owens
@alyssakatelynn
Someone please calculate how much money Jim spent pranking Dwight over the course of the show @theofficenbc
Alyssa Owens
@alyssakatelynn
I don't think they call them 10 inch longs @SUBWAY #footlongsandwich pic.twitter.com/KQbfvL4fwB
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
