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queen alyssa
@alyssapignataro
I send any evil eye sent my way right back to the sender x10
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queen alyssa
@alyssapignataro
my due date was tuesday and my child doesnβt not seem like he wants to come out
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queen alyssa
@alyssapignataro
BIG MOOD pic.twitter.com/shG1T9FAUY
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queen alyssa
@alyssapignataro
Not to be fucked up or anything but why do most white girls have really weird eyebrows
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queen alyssa
@alyssapignataro
queen alyssa
@alyssapignataro
Day 246 without sex: just held the door open for myself and spanked my own arse on the way in
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queen alyssa
@alyssapignataro
Happy 10 months sweet girl pic.twitter.com/HSBV6mtKEw
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Queen Alyssa
@alyssapignataro
High key pissed that Olive Garden played a sick joke on me
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Queen Alyssa
@alyssapignataro
Do you have a brownie-lover in your life? pic.twitter.com/71h1KNZHDH
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Queen Alyssa
@alyssapignataro
My grandma is talking about how hard she'd laugh if some guy had a slim him dick
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Queen Alyssa
@alyssapignataro
I really want bbq chicken pizza from giants
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
