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Alyssa Santos
@alyssasantos_
I'm always accidentally voting in these instagram polls while going through stories...GUYS I'M SORRY
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Alyssa Santos
@alyssasantos_
May be a problem one day but I literally have no problem with cutting people off hand me the damn scissors
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Alyssa Santos
@alyssasantos_
PSA: Now accepting applications for friends who are down to carve pumpkins, go apple picking and watch every Halloween movie imaginable
Retweet of status by @Elizabethagost
Alyssa Santos
@alyssasantos_
Walking with Brandon and he just got told he has a nice butt by a female I don't know how to react but that booty mine
Alyssa Santos
@alyssasantos_
5 more days and we'll be sitting under palm trees drinking mojitos @BNeves17
Alyssa Santos
@alyssasantos_
I feel like everyone should work retail once in their life just to learn how to NOT be a dick to people in retail
Alyssa Santos
@alyssasantos_
only people I see complaining about international women's day on my timeline are overprivileged white boys
Retweet of status by @jadeboudreau
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Alyssa Santos
@alyssasantos_
More excited about @ThomasRhett pregnancy announcement than BeyoncΓ©s #sorrynotsorry
Retweet of status by @KristynKuhar
Alyssa Santos
@alyssasantos_
Seriously need more people in my life who are always down for @PMKRestaurant dates
Alyssa Santos
@alyssasantos_
The only thing motivating me through school is knowing I need this career to provide for my future big puppy
Alyssa Santos
@alyssasantos_
Attempted to dress cute for hoco but it is way too cold for that so here I am wrapped in a blanket scarf instead
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
